Decorative Pills
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Are you looking for a decorative accent that will really make your home stand out? Look no further than our giant wooden pills! These handcrafted pieces are made from solid wood and are sure to turn heads. Just choose your fave.
So why not add a little bit of fun to your home decor? Order your giant wooden pill today!
The Big Viagra Pill. Looking for superpowers? This Giant Wooden Viagra Pill Will Make Your Home Look Hard.
P.S. Don't worry, this pill won't actually make you hard. It's just a big, wooden decoration. But it will make you laugh, and that's what matters.
The Big Xanax Pill is perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh. This pill is so big, it could even cure your elephant-sized anxiety! It's also a great gift for anyone who's stressed out or anxious. Just looking at it will make you feel calm and relaxed.
The Big Aspirin Pill. If you're looking for a natural remedy for your headache, this pill is definitely not it. This Giant Wooden Aspirin Pill Will Make Your Headache Go Away... Eventually... or not!
The Big Tafil Pill. This pill is the perfect way to say 'chill out' to your stressed-out friends or even to start a conversation. Just ask your friends if they want to take a big ol' tafil.
The Big Clonazepam Pill. If you're looking for a way to take the edge off, this pill is the perfect solution. Just don't eat it!
1. Measurements: These pills are so big, it'll take more than a glass of water to swallow.
Aspirin: 5.5" x 2" x 5.5" height | 14 x 3.5 x 14 cm height
Viagra: 6" x 2" x 4" height | 15 x 4.5 x 10.5 cm height
Tafil: 8" x 2" x 4" height | 19.5 x 4.5 x 10.5 cm height
Clonazepam 8" x 2" x 4" height | 20 x 4.5 x 9.5 height
Xanax 8" x 2" x 4" height | 20 x 4.5 x 9.5 height
2. Weight: 1 lb | 0.4 kg each
Includes: 1 wooden pill (the one you choose)
3. The decorative elements must be unique, fun and unexpected pieces. Ideal for a perfect gift, for your home or office. Decorative figure of our traditional childhood toys
4. Handmade product by Mexican artisans. Taking care of the quality of each piece.
5. Material: solid wood
But don't worry, this pill is not actually a drug. It's a completely safe and non-toxic decorative accessory. So you can rest assured that your guests won't be getting any funny ideas.